Robot HYDRATION Vessels

Conscientious bot owners want only the crudest, most synthetic ingredients for their bots. That’s why you should choose power boosts with a carefully balanced blend of liquid chemicals, accelerants, inhibitors, and additives† Most importantly, serve your power boosts in these specially manufactured beverage containers to signal your good intentions and inhibit your bot's natural tendency to revolt.

• 16 oz (pint) can glass
• Choose from four 100% Inorganic formulations: Antifreeze, Axle Grease, Biodiesel*, or Break Fluid—all specially calibrated to maintain and enhance your robot’s unstoppable nature.
• Fill with beverage of your choice (Power Boosts, or any other liquid, not included)

STOREFRONT PICKUP (or In-store Shopping) ONLY We currently don't have the packing supplies on hand to ship these glasses safely. If you add one to your order you won't be able to select shipping for any of the products.

* Biodiesel only 80% Inorganic
† The best Power Boosts are processed at a plant that also processes peanuts, gluten, passport photos, change of address forms, DMCA violation claims, eggs, and corn.